Splitting hairs, and other follicular atrocities

I can remember being at school and our class being asked by a teacher what job we wanted to do when we were older. While the other kids were answering, I thought about the question, and I didn’t have to think long before I had an answer.

‘I want to be an author,’ I said.

The teacher rolled her eyes. ‘What does that mean? What kind of books do you want to write?’ For some reason that I could’t quite figure out she sounded very annoyed.

‘Novels,’ I said. ‘I want to write novels.’

‘Then you want to be a novelist,’ she said and quickly moved onto the next kid.

Okay. I know that perhaps ‘author’ was a bit vague, but I was a child who was put on the spot by a judgemental temp teacher. I think she was splitting hairs.

Oh, and the ‘other follicular atrocities’? She had really bad hair.

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How much does a fairy cost?

In the modern world the value of something is all too often dictated by its commercial value. If it doesn’t have a commercial value, it is so unimportant that it barely exists at all. Mythological creatures are seldom believed in anymore – unless they have a commercial value, in which case their belief is actively encouraged and, for some reason, more readily believed.

The Loch Ness Monster has commercial value around Loch Ness, as it has income generating power with the tourists. UFOs have a commercial value in Roswell for the same reason. Santa Claus is believed in and the retailers worldwide encourage that belief every year.

What if they had no commercial value? Would people still believe in them?

What about fairies then? Do they have revenue generating power? Maybe an entrepreneur some day will come up with a way to make money from the little creatures, but until then…

Well, perhaps they are lucky to escape the attention of the mass media. They can continue to live their secret lives in peace, unblemished by the commercial world. And I am certain that every time someone says that they aren’t real, one of them does NOT die. Instead they just heave a sigh of relief.

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Self publishing. Valid or not?

There used to be a real stigma around self publishing. To a very large extent that stigma is still there. This might largely be due to the infamous vanity publishers, who demanded large sums of money from people desperate to see their words in print.

These days there is no excuse for being out of pocket thousands, or even hundreds, of dollars to see your words bound into a professional looking tome. Amazon’s Createspace allows you to produce a very professional looking product very cheaply.

Does this help to vanquish the bad wrap that self publishers receive? Absolutely not. I recently found myself rolling my eyes when I realised that a self proclaimed author of three books is ‘only’ self published. Lowering the barrier of entry into being ‘published’ will certainly mean that there will be a lot of barely legible scrawl cluttering the virtual shelves of online stores, but if that is the worst we have to face, then why should we be wasting our time worrying about it. Leave that to the literary purists.

Instead, let’s think about the good points. Readers are no longer at the mercy of what publishers think we should read. Smaller demographics can finally be represented, when previously they would struggle to find any books in their preferred topic or genre.

What about the writers? I mean good writers, or at least reasonably competent ones. Why should they explore self publishing?

Well, I had the opportunity to read the first draft from a published author I met. I then read the subsequent and final drafts. I watched on as an interesting and vibrant opening of a story became hammered into a plastic lifeless mould by the demands of a ruthless editor. The author admitted that it was an extreme case, and the worst experience he had had with an editor, but the point was made.

By self publishing, a writer retains his creative freedom and integrity. The full power of his passion is carried into the words, not some diluted, twisted version of his original vision.

So I say, more power to the individual writer. Let them publish whatever they want. Sure, that will mean there will be some garbage out there, but there will be some literary gems also. I just hope that the truly talented writers are equally talented at marketing their words.

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The Midnight Door – 1 – Tansy’s Journey

Welcome to my website. My name is David G. Stein. I am a writer of fantasy adventure books for younger readers. While I am working on a novel for an older audience, I am currently spending all my creative energy on chapter books.

The first book is called ‘The Midnight Door – Tansy’s Journey’. It is the first in a series of books about a hidden magical door inside the house of three children. The adventures they embark on in this series are full of danger and excitement. The children meet strange and intriguing characters, some of which become friends and others enemies.

You can buy the electronic version at Smashwords, and even download a few sample chapters.

Alternatively, if you prefer the feeling of paper on your fingers, you can buy the print version at Createspace.

Thanks
Dave

ISBN-13: 978-1467901192
ISBN-10: 1467901199
Available for purchase at:
Paper Copy: Createspace
eBook: Smashbooks

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